This all started back in October, when a few buddies were visiting from out of town. A couple of us had some time to kill while the others were getting tattoos, so we were driving down Overland Road in Boise, looking for ideas to pass the time.
We drove past a couple of massage parlors, and our curiosity was piqued. We pulled into the driveway of the first business, and there were signs stating to pull to the back of the building for parking.
Imagine our trepidation: It was an overcast day, rain was pouring down and the place looked deserted. So we did what any sane person would doโฆ We walked up to the back door, knocked and waited. A little lady came to the door and asked us what we wanted โ we asked if she had any openings right then for a couple of massages? She quickly informed us that she did not, and told us to try the next place right down the road.
She then forcefully slammed the door in our faces. We went to the next place, and it was the same thing: a small sign saying to pull around back, and it looked deserted. We knocked on the door, and another lady opened it just a crack. She asked us what we wanted, and we inquired about receiving a couple of massages. But she insisted he was too young, told us to leave immediately and slammed the door in our faces.
So, we turned to Yelp, to help us investigate these unusual occurrences. We hoped to find some answers โ possibly from reviews that others had left behind? Is it even massages? Who knows. However, what we can tell you is: the people of Boise seem to be extremely concerned about their massages being happyโฆ whatever that means.
