
WEIGHT: 63 kg
Bust: 2
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Brands all over the map are hungry to get in on the action — from heritage ski labels like Fusalp to luxury outerwear labels like Mackage to, yes, even Zara. Though, a viral online review of a woman whose white ski suit was soaked through and frozen after a day on the mountain suggests its garments are more fashion than function.
King Charles could have told you that — he famously wore the same grey ski outfit for nearly 20 winters straight. Sufficiently convinced by Boniecka and His Majesty , I put four one-piece suits from some of the most buzzed-about skiwear brands to the test. For this, I went back home to the mountains on a C day to really put them through their paces. Enter: this siren red suit from American label Cordova.
Chiefly, wrist gaiters. As a result, my wrists were exposed to the frosty elements. The hood is also a nice touch for added warmth, though it was more scuba-style than anything that would actually fit over a bulky ski helmet. Overall, this is geared towards casual skiers who intend to hit the slopes in the spring. Double-black diamond demons look elsewhere.
I expect big things from a company hailing from a city known for its biting winters, and this delivers. All the table-stakes features are there: wrist and ankle gaiters, silicone-coated zippers to protect against snow-melt soak-through, smartphone-sized pockets. The quilted leather detailing on the thighs and shoulders that had me feeling like a stylish Stormtrooper was an added bonus. This is also a great option for the tall girls — at 5ft 9in, all-in-one styles can be uncomfortably tight on my long torso.
I tried the small in this suit, and it was perfectly roomy while remaining figure flattering. Founded in the medieval mountain city of Annecy, France in , Fusalp has been on the cutting edge of technical innovation for decades — pro athletes, including Team GB, are fans of its attractive and performance-minded gear, optimised for speed. The brand has always designed with an eye for fashion, and in recent years, artistic director Mathilde Lacoste has further infused the brand with a luxury feel, mining the archives to bring back vintage designs such as the Clarisse suit I wear here, originally released in On my bone-chilling day in the mountains, this suit scored the highest of all the brands for warmth, owing to one key detail: the Michelin-man style upper.